
I attended a charity ball last Saturday night, and while this should conjure up illusions of grandeur, glittering men and women swathed in silk and sequins coquettishly batting their eyes and battling for attention, I am sorry to say, it wasn’t quite the case.
What has happened to dress standards?
I bemoan the loss of elegance, and beg to bring back a higher standard of dress, particularly at formal occasions. Though it wasn’t all bad, with plenty of ladies in some fabulous frocks, there were however plenty of mismatched outfits which warranted style arrest.
I saw everything from 80’s two-tone taffeta formal dresses, cartoon clip on ties, clunky open toed shoes with stockings. The worst possible offence though was one fairly obvious wedding dress.
In case you have an upcoming ball, formal wedding or ‘after 5’ event, there are a few major do’s and don’ts to keep you in style.
Do…
· Do wear full length black jersey. Don’t wear full length satin or two-tone taffeta. Jersey is the new silk and can be found in many great designers boutiques. Leona Edmiston has done a great one each season for the past few years. I buy a new one each year in black and it sees me well dressed up or down for any occasion.
· Do check the suit. Have your partner inspect and try on the tux a week before to ensure it fits, and is ready to go. If he only wear your tux every three years to the odd wedding expect it to get tight and need readjusting or replacing.
· Do prepare yourself. Invest in a great black gown or well made tuxedo for these events. It’s nice to know if the occasion arises you have something perfect to wear. There is nothing worse than having a week to find the perfect dress. You will end up buying something you never wear again. Always pick something classic up in the sales that can be worn over and over.
· Do wear your hair up. If you know you aren’t great with a hair dryer spend the money and have your hair done professionally. It makes the biggest impact to your outfit and takes you away from the everyday. An easy and cheap solution is to sweep your hair to the side, bobby pin into a chignon and throw in an oversized silk flower for effect. Try Alannah Hill for gorgeous silk and beaded styles. This is a dramatic take on the accessory and will lift any black dress to the divine
· Do wear high heels or stiletto’s. The right shoes can make or break an outfit. Always have a classic black open toed stiletto on hand.
· Do wear a wrist corsage. The only trick will be getting your beloved to order it in time.
Don’t…
· Don’t let your partner out with any cartoon or crazy prints. But do make him learn to tie a bow tie. It makes the night all the more special.
· Don’t ever wear your wedding dress, unless it’s a silk Collette Dinnigan or Tiger Lily slip it’s not appropriate.
Finally, if you happen to run into a very well dressed girl wearing that same Leona Edmiston frock you’re wearing, compliment her on her style (as I did!)




I also attended a charity ball last Saturday night which was a masquerade. I was not only appalled by some of the fashion efforts (or clear lack thereof) but I was shocked that only half the women even came with a mask! I was a last minute invite with 24 hours to prepare and I still managed to find myself a mask in that time. Thankfully I had a black jersey dress on hand that I was able to wear (phew I passed the Melanie test!). I do wonder though, is it still acceptable to the wear the long dress that has ties that cross over on the back that tie around the neck? Is this style dress just too “done” now?
Posted by: Heather at June 5th, 2007 9:59 amnever! I say go with the jersey tie up. better than some of the shockers i bet you saw!
Posted by: Trudy M at June 5th, 2007 5:10 pmIm so glad to hear you to beg to bring back a higher standard of dress, We are all beccoming far to casual! I love to dress up i believe dressing appropriatly for the occassion says alot about your personality and what you stand for. Bring back the Corsage!!!!!!!! Love your classes at FBI Mel!
Posted by: Celeste at June 5th, 2007 11:42 pmphew…i am so glad i am not the only one who has suffered the horrors of people with no ‘taste of occassion’. having been raised by very strict members of my family to dress certain ways for certain events….i am horrified by some of the faux paus that i have come across…and trust me, i am the least snobby person on the planet…give me my pj’s and slippers any night of the week!!!
Posted by: Cari at June 6th, 2007 9:46 amjust PLEASE bring back the style and the elegance!!!!!
The problem with jersey and similar fabrics is that it is slinky, and does not look good on anyone who has even an ounce of fat out of place. What do we do then? I think that a well-tailored, pretty dress does not specifically have to be made from a slinky fabric in order to look stylish, but then again I’m currently bigger than size 8…
Posted by: Kitty at June 6th, 2007 5:48 pmthe wrist corsage? really? I’m just not so sure about this one
Posted by: Heather at June 8th, 2007 11:30 amDitto with the wrist corsage. Although I agree about the importance of dressing appropriately and yes, I do find Australia quite casual. I’ve never been under-dressed for anything here, whatever the occasion but I’ve certainly found myself over-dressed in several, including a wedding. When in doubt, though, better to dress up than down is my motto. I’ve not been to the Melbourne Cup but I do enjoy watching the revelers on their way to it at the platform of our station. It’s amazing that some of the best dressed, in my view, are middle-aged women as they are tastefully dressed in their day suits and proper shoes. Many younger ladies don’t seem to know the distinction between cup wear and cocktail party wear. Last year, it was unfortunate that it was a freezing cold day and even from my perch across the street, I could see the goose pimples on the bare arms, decollatage and backs of the young fillies; whereas the older ladies looked elegantly comfortable in their smart jackets and coats. Because of the unpredictability of Melbourne weather, it’s always wise to invest in a good jacket - long or short - reserved especially for special events. One that’s classy but neutral enough so that it goes well with any outfit.
Posted by: Elouise at June 12th, 2007 6:34 pmSpeaking of elegance, friends of mine have just come up with some of the most beautiful kaftans, dresses and tops that float around the female form. I reckon wearing one of their pieces would make one not only feel, but actually look elegant! Check the URL site.
Posted by: Elouise at June 19th, 2007 1:33 pm…by clicking my name, that is!
Posted by: Elouise at June 19th, 2007 1:34 pmI have long been appalled at how casual we dress generaly, when I receive photos from relatives overseas from a wedding or even children’s birthday parties everyone is very formally dressed and they look stunning!
Posted by: Faye Trubiani at June 22nd, 2007 11:01 am